2.01.2014

No Boats TOP TUNES of the MOMENT

No Boats TOP TUNES of the MOMENT barrel dEM
No Boats TOP TUNES of the MOMENT

What's up party people?!?!? Let me break it down for ya, in no particular order ... first you have this -


and this


which leads to this


yes, I love Jokers of the Scene, but that's not all


warm warm vibes


absolutely love this tune ... the sample at the beginning is icing on an ice cream cake - bonus points if you know the movie


woah like woah ... the official video is better, but THE MAN won't let me embed it here, so just watch this one or click the link, just promise to come back ... ok?!?!


straight gangsta!!!! can't get anymore trill than this


WTF is juice


play the next two together and your brain will explode (but in a good way)



OK, I know that was hard but we are almost there ... think puppies and butterflies


there we go ... gently landing ... oh wait


16 years later and I still love that tune. I still love to rock out too


or just chill


You've made it to the end of the post ... what did you win?!?! Why this hilarious script of me fucking with some internet cam ho who was trying to talk to me via Google+ (aren't we getting desperate now?!?!) all while I was putting this together ... enjoy!

Isabel: Hey was up!
me: really?!?!
do I know you?
Isabel: Yay someone to talk to :-) !! how are u?
me: are you that lonely?
Isabel: I'm great thanks for chattin with me I found your name in the google plus members search :) whatcha up to?
Sent at 1:22 PM on Saturday
me: is your cleavage really your best asset?
Isabel: I would ask to exchange pics, but I think i'd rather see each other, u can see the real thing on my cam... u want to?
me: the real what?
Isabel: Click http://CamFunNow.com it's a more secure place with my cam u will have to verify your age so I'm not showing my pussy to a minor ;), i had to do it too but dont worry its 100% FREE and its alot of fun once u get in ;)
me: whatever floats your boat ... I ain't getting in
Isabel: u can just watch me if u want, or we can both get on ;-) make sure sign up, then it should connect you to my cam
Sent at 1:30 PM on Saturday
me: what if I'm gay
Isabel: ok, fill out your info,first and last name, make sure you put your correct b-day k? I got something really sexy on for u lol ur gunna like this :-)
Sent at 1:33 PM on Saturday
me: actually I think I like horses ... are you a horse
with cleavage?
Isabel: Credit card, debit card, or atm is just to verify your age hun, your card will NOT be charged just validated see where it says that? like i said it's FREE... cant show tits and pussy to minors..you know? ;)
me: lil boys can't ride the pony?
Isabel: I'm inside waiting for you. can u see me yet??
me: I see words
Isabel: k
me: horsey?
Sent at 1:36 PM on Saturday

Apparently, Isabel doesn't like horses...

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